" I went oh-for-five!" Yeah." Jesus, Sandy!" Hey, nobody ever said you were going to hit every night." I'm used to hitting every night!" Bullshit. Who do you think you are, Joe DiMaggio?"The great Yankee, Joe DiMaggio, holds the all-time record for hits in consecutive games. He got at least one hit in each of 56 regular-season games. Incredible.Joe DiMaggio -- much like Theodore Samuel Williams -- was a far greater hitter than I ever hoped to be. Like Williams, Joltin' Joe hit for power as well as for average. His consecutive games record -- like Ted's .406 batting average -- was considered damned near unapproachable.Both records had remained unthreatened for well over 60 years.I knew that nobody was ever going to call me "Joltin' Josh." But I also knew what I could do. I could hit singles. And a double, now and then, just to break the monotony. And, yes, I had entertained thoughts of DiMaggio's record, as well as Ted's. Why the hell not? Until the beaning, at least, I had been. We put on the whole goody two shoe church act and no sex before marriage thing, makes our men a little awkward. Outsiders come but they don’t stay. We have a lot of frustrated women in this city and a shortage of men who can fuck. It’s leading to us having some of the highest depression rates in the country as well as increased mental health issues,” said Leah.“We got a reporter over here,” said Trent.“I work for the CDC you dumb sack of shit,” said Leah.“Whoa, she’s boots on ground to this,” said Kash, smacking the brunette on the ass.“Say what, I know a lot of women who can use your services, I say we work something out,” said Leah.“I mean the apps are keeping us busy and we do have high standards,” replied Kash.“Look, you’re the smart one here unlike blondie over there. Yeah you can use them apps, take em on dates, sweet talk em, and pull em back or you can work with me and solve our little crisis. No dates, no sweet talks, no money even, just straight to your place,” said Leah,.
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